So I had the weirdest dream last night...

I was walking by a river. I don't really know why I was walking along a river or where the river was, but I was walking by a river.

I walk for awhile and I remember enjoying how peaceful it was. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the river was clean.

I decide to sit down and rest by a tree overlooking the river. A fish pops out of the water and we start to talk.

"What do you and the fish talk about?" you ask.

I'm talking to a talking fish, isn't that weird enough.

Anyway, the fish asks me what I am doing walking along the river. I reply by saying that I am out for a leisurely walk. The fish then proceeds to laugh at me and jumps back into the river.

I continue my walk by the river and suddenly a turtle comes out of the water and decides to follow me. I assume that this is a talking turtle as well, so I start to babble about my goals and fears and dreams for the future.

Then I discover that the turtle is not participating in this conversation. When I ask the turtle what is wrong, he looks me up and down and then jumps back into the river.

Thoroughly depressed now, I continue my walk down the river.

All of a sudden a whole herd of sheep coming strolling out of the river. I look around to see if anyone is a witness to what is happening around me. I am confused to find that I am all alone and standing by a river, in charge of herding sheep.

I shake my head and dive head first into the river.

I told you it was weird.