For the past few days, I have been battling a mild case of food poisoning that I just can’t seem to shake. And trust me, it needs to be shaken. Food poisoning has got to be the worst punishment in the world! I’m nauseated, dizzy, sick and feverish all at the same time. It is definitely an effective torture mechanism that would make anyone crumple under pressure. I cry uncle and wave my white flag! Take me now.
So as I sit here trying to keep a variety of smells from causing me to upchuck what little lunch I actually ate today, I offer my deepest sympathies to those who have ever encountered a severe case of food poisoning and lived to see another day...filled with food.
Good day and happy eating.
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