Ode To Tiger

I was one of your devoted fans,
Partly because I thought you were such a great man.
Sure, you know how to hit a little golf ball,
But now your public image is taking a big fall.
I thought you were one of the few good guys,
Since you looked to be incapable of telling any lies.
Things started to unravel for you with that infamous crash,
Which will end up costing you more than just cash.
You had your reputation and family to think about,
But now you’ve caused everyone to have nothing but doubt.
You threw everything away for some trampy, dirty, whore,
She looks like someone who would work at a local WalMart store.
You have such a hot and good-looking wife,
You must know that this choice will forever change your life.
How can you live with being a man who would ever cheat?
There is no excuse and I wouldn’t blame her for breaking both your feet.
I didn’t think that you’d ever be classified as a complete and total ass,
Because I always thought that you were so great and had much more class.
So I regret to say that I can’t love you like before,
Because you will never be one of those good guys anymore.